Name Brainstormers Mugs

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Apples for sale

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Innovative

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

You have reached the end of your brain...

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

New Ideas in Business.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Fountain pen coming out of a man's head.

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Frank, we need you to come up with an idea who's time has come.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Rodin's Thinker - 'I think, therefore I am.'

Hollywood Think Tank

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

'Run it by legal and then a couple of talk-show hosts.'