Professional Basketball Player Pillows

Pro sports experiments with Zoom

'This is the NBA, Doug. It's a whole new level. You need to stop referring to your locker as 'my cubby'...'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

"Winning isn't the only thing, Junior. It's how much money you can get in a pro contract."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Gary turns 40.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Currently Boston

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

"I love fast break business success."

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Basketball

Golf lessons

I love Basketball.

'Is the water cold?'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Basketball.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'