Basketball Player Pillows

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.

'What? I've been cut from the team!??'

Bad Knees.

'...And it's as simple as that!'

'Come on! Come on! Step in it!!'

Dear Diary: Still Marooned on the Bench...

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Hey, hey, hey! Wait until I toss up the ball. I want a fair jump.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'Excuse me, Dr. Markovich, but the basketball players you heckled last night would like to hang out and scream insults at crucial moments in your surgery.'

'My fan focus groups indicate that I should show more of my legs.'

'I understand some of you have 'liked' our opponents on facebook.'

"Basketball star, huh? Tell me, what makes you think you're above the law?"

Basketball Players Working Together

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

No eye in team.

'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'

Dunk Like A Pro.

'He's a little unpredictable, but with the right combination of medication and therapy, he can make an impact on this league.'

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

'And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the way the ball bounces.'

Kid rage.

Big Foot

'You're not really going to try and challenge that traveling call are you?'

'Have you considered pro-basketball, son.'

'Quit basketball to concentrate on school. Are you crazy? Do you want to end up like all those other dreamers with a college degree and no job?'

'I'm thinking of jumping right from JV ball to the NBA.'

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

Brandon didn't talk trash like all the other players.

"I can't deal with any famines, massacres or epidemics right now - I've got to help some guy sink a foul shot."