Productivity Analyst Pillows

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

"At first I thought it was a coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift."

"This report is appalling, 70% of our staff feel overworked... are the other 30% slacking?"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Out and In.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Work Parfait

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Overworked in the office

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Multi-tasking.

What My Day Feels Like

Time Is Money

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow