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"It's a pluot—an apricot that self-identifies as a plum."

'Not that net!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

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"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

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'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

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It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

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'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

Rustic Campgrounds.

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

Black Forest Collectibles.

Werehouses.

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Mythical lake forest.

Walking in a winter wonderland

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'