Produce Pundit Mugs

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Actually son....these are peaches!"

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Quality Control

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

Boris Johnson lies his way out of trouble

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Rush Limbaugh

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."