Produce Pioneer Mugs

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Apples for sale

"States of tofu"

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Queen of Quinoa

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'New Barbeque.'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Some genetically engineered pig

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."