Procrastination Pros Mugs

Start their day with a mug that humorously honors procrastination pros—perfect for late risers and anyone who enjoys a thoughtfully delayed coffee break.

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"Why don't you slip into your shooting jacket with the bellows pockets and the double shoulder patches and nip down to the corner for a quart of milk?"

"Why don't you slip into your shooting jacket with the bellows pockets and the double shoulder patches and nip down to the corner for a quart of milk?"

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"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles." mockup

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

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'Don't push it, son. You can't become a couch potato until you've mastered being a chair spud.'

'Don't push it, son. You can't become a couch potato until you've mastered being a chair spud.' mockup

'Don't push it, son. You can't become a couch potato until you've mastered being a chair spud.'

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...When are you going to make your retirement official?

...When are you going to make your retirement official? mockup

...When are you going to make your retirement official?

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Reasons to avoid training No. 2453 mockup

Reasons to avoid training No. 2453

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"Papi, is it okay to fail?"

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"Take the cords out of your ears. You can't transfer the words from the text book to your brain. You have to actually read the book."

"Take the cords out of your ears. You can't transfer the words from the text book to your brain. You have to actually read the book." mockup

"Take the cords out of your ears. You can't transfer the words from the text book to your brain. You have to actually read the book."

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"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?" mockup

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

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Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'. mockup

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

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"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow." mockup

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

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"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

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"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string." mockup

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

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'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.' mockup

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

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Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance mockup

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

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"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things." mockup

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

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"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer." mockup

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

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"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years." mockup

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

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"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!" mockup

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time." mockup

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

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"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

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