Procrastination Prince Mugs

Post-its

...I believe you wanted to see me about a bigger office.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'I hate Mondays.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

In and Out Box

Inactive wear store.

"What does procrastination mean?"

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

"I'm your exit strategy."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"How to deal with weeds."