Proclaimer Of Love T-Shirts

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

Love linked

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

If you want to see love be love.

You're the olive in my martini

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

'The coalition of the willing.'

'John, this is where you should declare your underlying love and tell Miriam she's the wind beneath your wings...'

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"I declare my love for you."

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'Peace and goodwill to all men and all that and 'im upstairs said is there any chance of a couple of lamb chops?'

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"Last week we simultaneously deleted our Tinder profiles. So we're practically engaged now."

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Lovers Point.

Self-Reflecting Pool

"The following problem is not recommended for some viewers, or so our attorneys have advised us to say..."

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

Don't Say Gay Bill

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'

"I finally got them to agree, in principle, to disagree."

Mr Happy

Mothers

"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio."

"This my wife of 42 years...uh..." "Lisa."

'Moonbeam just had a hippie replacement.'