Processor Prodigy Prints

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Multi-core Mountain.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Rage.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I love your work!"

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

"Cool game!"

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"You are now $15,000 richer. I found the online password to your brokerage account 20 traders ago."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

The dog wouldn't stand still

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'He can't have that, can he, Mum - something beginning with M...Me?'

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

Mammon Industries - "He says his name is Billy and he's here to update our software."

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"