Processed Food Fan Mugs

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tzatzikicicle

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Fridge-to-table"

TV Chef Cooking Range

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Cow Cow Plops.

"Skunk! How is it?"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

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"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Pop up hell

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"