Processed Food Detective Mugs

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

GM Crops Genie.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

Horse meat scandal.

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

Thoroughbred Burger Meat

"Excuse me, sir! Do these vegetables have any dangerous additives?"

Carcinogenic/Non-carcinogenic.

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

'I keep getting stomach cramps after eating.' - 'You're probably intolerant to certain foods.' - 'Can you test for that?' - 'Yes, just eat things one by one and see what makes you ill.' - 'Won't that be slow and painful?' - 'Fingers crossed.'

'Tell us that really scary story again...the one about how they make chicken nuggets!'

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.