Process Improvement Geek Pillows

"And this is the latest 'non teamwork' approach to resolving the problem."

"Looks like we found the issue."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I didn't spark joy."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Failure/Due Diligence

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

"Slip some performance enhancing drug into the water. We need more production!"

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Beesy schedule.

Bureaucraze...

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'Remember, I'm doing the best you can.'

'Stein, have you given any thought to using performance enhancing drugs?'

Tunnel of Workaholics