Proactive Personality Prints

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Advocado

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Citizen of the world.

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Flag bearers

Don't Take No For an Answer

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

"You can do it!"

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

1986 is my year

"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

'He doesn't speak - He likes to write!'

Say no to violence against women

"The rich keep getting richer and the poor poorer. So it doesn't surprise me that the middle class is vanishing."

"We're surrounded. Obama requests back up on gun control."

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

On Summer Recess See U Soon!

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Hungry labradors online.

'Frankly, you're not impressing us: We can all do that...'