Proactive Personality Pillows

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

Support the Ex-Troops

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Advocado

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Sybil Obama

Citizen of the world.

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

Flag bearers

Don't Take No For an Answer

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

"You can do it!"

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"

1986 is my year

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"The rich keep getting richer and the poor poorer. So it doesn't surprise me that the middle class is vanishing."

James Freeman

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

On Summer Recess See U Soon!

"We're surrounded. Obama requests back up on gun control."

'He doesn't speak - He likes to write!'

Say no to violence against women

Hungry labradors online.