Pro Bono Champion Pillows

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Her pro bono impulses are raging out of control.'

'I've done some of my best work pro bono ... darn it?'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Pearly King and Queen

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Movember

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Labor Day '19

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"A table for two? Profit or non-profit?"

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

Corporate Lawyers

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

'... Yeah. That just means we aren't much good.'

Save me versus Feed me.

Appeals

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

The Fun Run.