Prized Possession Protector Prints

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

The stock market sky is falling.

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'Whether I work in the public or private sector, save my retirement benefits.'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

Deadly sales figures...

"Apparently, we don't negotiate for a pay rise anymore. We have to put forward a case for not taking a pay cut."

"Whoa now, hold on hold on! I just wanted to read that sign there. I couldn't see it from the road."

'We've got to take care, sir! Last month, this thing went down and hit a guy at the floor below us!'

'My pay cheque is late. I'm imposing economic sanctions.'

"Oh, stop your frettin'"

'So much for 'pay peanuts and you get monkeys' - the monkey says he won't touch the job for less than ten grand and benefits.'

Bottle bank

'Pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'

"With Crystal Protect, we'll monitor your crystal ball to prevent the hack and theft of your clients' fortunes."