Possession Protector Prints

"I see you've security marked your property."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Privacy - Surveillance

Coronavirus

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Statue of Security

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"I only told a few friends."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Hope and ______

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

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