Privileged Escapist Pillows

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Tree house.

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Rising Gas Prices

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

External Revenue Service

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'."

Teacher's Lounge

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

Ramblers Association

"You know what school needs? - A fast forward button!"

Back to School Jitters

Virtual Reality Check

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."