Private Military Contractor Pillows

"I've decided to pursue a military career in the private sector."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Baby pram as a tank

Military Medals

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Monuments

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Trump

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

Military style hedgehog

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

UNFADED GLORY

Lost around a military base.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.