Private Jet Enthusiast Mugs

Owl and the Pussycat in pea green Learjet

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airlines

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Cow Blue Arrows

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Geese's Thoughts.

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Birds Following Witch.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'He must be going economy!'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"