Jet Enthusiast Mugs

Airshow.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airlines

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cow Blue Arrows

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Birds Following Witch.

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'He must be going economy!'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”