Privacy Law Professional T-Shirts

"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

Police Statetion

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Privacy - Surveillance

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

CCTV in church.

Privacy

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.