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"They're expelling Drew from camp for hiding his face from the security cameras."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"I think I've got my privacy settings wrong."

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

The One Place the NSA Can't See

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

"Nobody told me this guy moonlight for a telemarketing company."

'I think Big Brother is going a little too far!'

"Based on what they watch, these people are idiots."

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

"Your wife is right. It's stupid to think you're being watched and bugged. And zip up your fly."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

Police Statetion

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"Yes, I'm alone."