Prison Worker Prints

Window washer and prisoner see each other through prison window.

'Turns out I'm being released on DVD.'

"I look at his recent work and I see a maturity that just wasn't there in his teen-age break-ins."

New Hampshire State Prison officials were concerned that producing 100,000 license plates with the motto 'live free or die!' was severely affecting prisoners' morale.

Martha Stew-Art.

'With the benefit of hindsight I guess we shouldn't have asked the Governor to declare our tunnel open.'

I'm afraid I can't have the car outside the north wall on Thursday. That's my club night.

''Where do you see yourself in five years'? That's a stupid question! You know darn well I'll be finishing 5-years of a 25-year sentence!'

"Hey, what's the chance we can get some cable TV in here?"

"Do you like your job at the prison library?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

Minority Report

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Madoff and devil.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Freedom Book.

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

'Are you free at the moment?'