Prison Trope Fan Prints

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

Prisoner decorating his cell.

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

'It's windy this morning.'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

Inmate on cell phone: 'I'd like to request 'Jailhouse Rock'.'

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

A prison with a conservatory attached.

You gonna eat your pickle?

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Hey. You're back.'

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

"He says he won't wear a mask."

'I got busted for Identity Theft: I was pretending to be the Prince...'

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

'Don't worry, I didn't tell them anything they didn't already suspect.'

"I was making big money! Yes, an inch too big."

Identity theft. You?