Prison Studies Prints

"You just stay on your side of the line and I'll stay on mine."

'Here at Alma State Prison, we don't tell the inmates to have a nice day.'

I don't want to die with dignity. I don't want to die at all!

'Talooma County prison farm'

U.S. Prisons.

Dannemora School for Exceptional & Gifted Felons.

Convict Cello

Tic-tac-toe

Madoff and devil.

Police Lineup Escape

Prisoner Crossing

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Exposed and imprisoned.

Sweet Jailbreak

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Prison Wallpaper.

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

CCTV on torture cage.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

'Organised crime taking over city says mayor'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses.

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

Overcrowded Prison

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."