Prison Studies Mugs

"You just stay on your side of the line and I'll stay on mine."

'Here at Alma State Prison, we don't tell the inmates to have a nice day.'

I don't want to die with dignity. I don't want to die at all!

'Talooma County prison farm'

U.S. Prisons.

Convict Cello

Tic-tac-toe

Madoff and devil.

Police Lineup Escape

Prisoner Crossing

Exposed and imprisoned.

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

Sweet Jailbreak

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Prison Wallpaper.

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

CCTV on torture cage.

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

'Organised crime taking over city says mayor'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

Overcrowded Prison

Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses.

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

'He didn't wash his hands.'

'It says here you were finance manager for your fellow inmates on cell block 3. This does raise other concerns.'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell