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'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

A prison with a conservatory attached.

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

Preferred Prisons

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

'I got busted for Identity Theft: I was pretending to be the Prince...'

Do you believe in free love?

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

"He says he won't wear a mask."

"I was making big money! Yes, an inch too big."

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

Prisoner playing golf with his ball and chains.

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

"I was doing ok before the investigation

"For God's sake man, give it a break. You were an accountant!"

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

Way out.

Prison officers' hospital visit.

'What do you mean, the food is terrific?'

Worst escape attempt ever.

"I'd like a quick word with you after visiting time."

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

Werewolf Cellmate

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