Prison-related Themes Mugs

I started to scratch off the days, but then I went a little crazy.

Tic-tac-toe

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'Let's get a kitty.'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Sweet Jailbreak

Prison Wallpaper.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

"Stay! Do not chase us! Staaay! Staaay!"

You gonna eat your pickle?

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.'

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

Arrows Pointing The Blame.

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

Identity theft. You?

Earl's magic show was very popular with his fellow inmates

'Well, it's a little intimidating. All I managed to smuggle in was a comb.'