Prison Reformer T-Shirts

Prisoners complaining during an inspection

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Michael Cohen Attorney at Law

Penitentiary License Plate Shop. He's a politician who was convicted of illegal fundraising. He's not getting $1,000-a-plate in here!

'Seven year jail sentence?' - 'The good news is you'll have time to write a book about it.'

Human Rights

The "Just You Try to Escape" Wing

'Life means Life' inconsistency

Prisoner

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Skeptic Tank.

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

Privatized Jails

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

"I can't say I'm wild about these open prisons."

'Ask the judge if we can put more than two inmates serving life plus 99 years into one cell!'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

Prisoner speech

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

'The trouble with this country is that it is impossible to be completely legal.'

Trump's Justice

Sick America

'Credit Crunch - wassat then?'

Jeremy Bentham