Prison Puns Fan Prints

"I've been in prison for the past four months and my wife hasn't even noticed."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

"White Collar Prison"

Cupid misses his shot.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Golf escape.

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

Finger Food.

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'