Prison Pen Pal Mugs

"You're looking at life in prison. But the good news is some women will want to marry you now."

'- and what's the latest on Ena Sharples?'

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

'That's a coincidence, I just got bailed out, too.'

Convict playing the violin

Letter Collecting Nerd

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

List making as therapy.

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

Writer's Strike

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Mourning Pens

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Francois Mauriac.

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Postman

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

Writing a letter

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

'Pen no write.'

"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."

"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

Be a pen pal and make someone's day.

"Isn't this more fun than those old briefs and contracts and things?"

'This is a ball and chain letter.'

Paper airplanes drop pen nibs

'I work on the latest tablet, but deep down I'm still a ball point pen and yellow legal pad guy.'