Prison Metaphor Lover Mugs

Wow. A corner office at last

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Out of control

Shakespeare in the clink

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

Prison Romance.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

Dangling Carrots

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"There you go again, withdrawing into your shell..."

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates

"It's what I do."

Crow to crow: 'It's about 20 miles from here, not exactly following any highway, but more in a straight line, like as if you were to fly ...'

Workers & Health Costs

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

Two plugged in lovers try to reach each other, and in doing so, become unplugged.

The nicest way I can say this, Frank, is if you were a pen you'd be running out of ink.

"I'll be honest. I just don't think you're fitting in here."

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'This citation is for finally making that U-Turn in your life.'

Sisyphus pushing rock up hill while dung beetle pushes dung ball.

The First Annual Philosopher Foot Race

"What do you mean my loan has, 'Gone Kardashian?'"

'My proposed legislation is based on the concept that 'a rising tide lifts all boats.''