Prison Life Commentator Prints

'No need to come in... you can fax me your resume.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Exhibition for Prisoners

When staffing agencies screw up.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"The governor is considering your petition. He has one question: did you vote for him the last election?"

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

'I was a computer executive -- but I performed an illegal operation and was shut down.'

'I was innocent until proven guilty, which took about fifteen minutes.'

"We're so close that we're finishing each other's sentences."

'Look on the bright side. You haven't paid a penny in tax since you've been here.'

Convict Decor

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'Credit crunch? Wassat then?'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

"Try and give me... happy."

'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.'

"If you include my first marriage I'm a three time loser."

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

'It's for you.'

Martha bakes with her new friends.

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."