Priority Planner T-Shirts

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."

Ok, if it's that important to you, we can make a to-do list.

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"We only got six days of funding."

Pipe Dream.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Three more years of high school."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

God's Subcontractors

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"