Print Developer Pillows

'Someday your prints will come.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

The Computer Bore

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Where Indian ink came from.

Back to work...

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Friday

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

The First Printed Bible

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

David Hockney

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Printers

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Alberto Giacometti.