Principal's Ally Mugs

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Runner going through hurdles.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Labrador for sale

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"It's the addition for our family room."

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

"I need for you to go to bat for me again, Tim. And this time, could you do it without adjusting yourself?"

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

Save animals

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

"If they add one more mandatory standardized test... we'll have to lengthen the school year!"

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

'This should even it up a little, but remember, if one of you squeals on me, I'm dead.'

Dogs running in their dreams

Animal Shelter. Adoptions. We love you already! Who is rescuing whom is a fair question here.

'Can Sophie join our slumber party? She can take a cat nap.'

"But my dear girl we don't discriminate against you because you're a WOMAN, we discriminate against you because we're MEN!"

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'Lost? No: My instinct would be strong enough to lead me home, but it's much more fun here...'