Principal Prankster Prints

"Who would've thought Ms. Eliot had so little sense of humor?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Bo're'droom

Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

"Everybody gets a raise."

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

"That's a Hula Hoop. I asked you to find a loophole."

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

"Might you explain to me how your division managed to spend twenty-six thousand dollars on tennis balls?"

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'