Prince/princess In Training Prints

Happy Graduation

"Hi-yah!"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

Beauty regime

"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

Easy shaving

"What do you want to be for Halloween when you grow up?"

"I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."

"We don't need to push down on the pedal QUITE so hard, Petunia."

Fish Pedicure

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

'I wish I had a horse.'

Girl's playing with dolls

Cinderella.

The handsome prince decides Snow White is not his type, and he goes off to check out Sleeping Beauty.

'When I grow up, Dad, I want to be just like you.'

Queen

"After the prince finds Cinderella, do they decided to drop out of royal family, like Prince Harry and Meghan?"

"Id like to treat my wife like a princess... but she's always doing housework."

Bagpipe Training School - "Next time don't suck so hard."

"You just march right back in there and keep marching around and around until he sees you're good enough to put back in the marching band."

"I need a coconut water; half an orange, peeled; dry toast; and my Chantecaille healing mask. Don’t ask … just do it, please."