Prince And Princess Tales Admirer Gifts

The Mouse Princess

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Knight Golfing

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Neptune

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Princess Anne

Reasonableman

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jester Surgeon

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life