Prince And Princess Tales Admirer Gifts

The Mouse Princess

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Knight Golfing

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Neptune

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Reasonableman

Jester Surgeon

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.