Primitive Tools Mugs

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

The first car accident.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

The man who discovered smoke

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

A Utility Knife.

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

'Apparently, in the kitchen it is more masculine not to use a power tool.'

"Swiss Navy Knife."

"Honey, I'm homo erectus."

Reindeer with swiss army knife for antlers

Getting Hammered.

Early fire experiments-"Okay we know it not revolutionary new hair care product. Grog,put it in mouth-see if it make breath minty fresh."

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

Target

"No, I'm not going to serve you a drink! Can't you see that this is a crowbar?"

'Oooops.'

'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'

'A screwdriver for my husband? No - for my husband, I'd prefer rat poison.'