Primitive Tools Mugs

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

The first car accident.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

The man who discovered smoke

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

The Birth of Free Market Economics. I wish I had a rock. I wish I had a stick. (Published originally on August 8, 2005.)

Oh, ho ... Here comes that boring guy!

A Utility Knife.

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

'Apparently, in the kitchen it is more masculine not to use a power tool.'

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

Voila! Matter into energy!

"Honey, I'm homo erectus."

"Swiss Navy Knife."

"Woo-hoo! Grog finally nail pesky fly!"

Getting Hammered.

Reindeer with swiss army knife for antlers

Early fire experiments-"Okay we know it not revolutionary new hair care product. Grog,put it in mouth-see if it make breath minty fresh."

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

'Oooops.'

Target

"No, I'm not going to serve you a drink! Can't you see that this is a crowbar?"