Primitive Technology Fan Mugs

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

Caveman chiselling tyre patterns onto stone wheel.

'It's all hand made.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Elfie Stick

Time Machine Collision

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Really Early Vikings

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"Factominiums."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

Sugar Machine

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

"I don't tell you how to gather."

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

"So easy a caveman did do it."