"Man's first total solar eclipse"
Primitive Rituals Humorist Mugs
Start their day with a sip of humor—our primitive rituals humorist mugs feature witty designs that celebrate the funny side of ancient traditions and quirky customs.
"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."
"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth
At the 2021 Religious Games
Atomic Bear: Part 21
'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'
I fart more than that!
"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."
A Venus cow trap.
"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"
Guru.
Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.
The invention of the wheel and the axel.
Single Prayer Health Insurance
'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'
"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."
R.C.I.A.
Praying Mantis.
Regifts of the Magi
The Sensitive Dude.
'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'
Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!
OM, SWEET OM
Mammoth Posing
"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."
"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."
Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.
Moses' TV guide.
Om and Ommer
"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."
"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"
"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."
"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."
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