Primitive Play Admirer Mugs

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Now in Capulets'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"Now do you believe me?"

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"I think we should get a dog."

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

Early art critic

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Woolly tofu.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"Do you like this settee - oh, stop. How often do I ask you to go furniture shopping?"

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

'I just want to be entertained.'

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

And THEN you're going to hang it on the wall? That makes no sense.

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

Before the Domestication of Cows

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

An Early Power Point Presentation.

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

A baby T-rex throws hoops onto a triceratops's horns.