Primitive Play Admirer Mugs

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Now in Capulets'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"I think we should get a dog."

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Now do you believe me?"

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

Early art critic

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Woolly tofu.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

'I just want to be entertained.'

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

An Early Power Point Presentation.

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

A baby T-rex throws hoops onto a triceratops's horns.

Before the Domestication of Cows

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"