Primitive Picasso Gifts

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

It's a call from Tate modern.

Face painting by numbers.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Children's Art Show.

Just call me Picasso!

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"It's a mobile."

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

'All good things must come to an end.'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

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'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."