Prime Time Lover Pillows

"But it's peak viewing time. I feel guilty not having the TV switched on..."

Trial by Media

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

TV-Man

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Spoiler alert."

Solar Panel

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Situation Tragedy.

God with Earth Controller

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Beam me up. Scotty!

'Peekaboo!'

'I'm a star!'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Love is when you watch television together.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Remote control wars.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Young Houdini

'Come die with me.'