Primate Whisperer Mugs

'Say it like you MEAN it!'

Primate Speech Lab. We're having mixed results --- Mostly, the chimps, gorillas and orangutans just sit around making up interspecies slurs about each other.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Your shoe's untied.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

The Worm Charmer

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'You know too much!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"That is an outrageous slur."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'