Primary Earner Pillows

Add comfort and humor to any space with pillows that honor the primary earner—soft, stylish, and featuring playful messages they’ll love to relax with.

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"Call yourself a breadwinner. You're a breadloser."

"Call yourself a breadwinner. You're a breadloser." mockup

"Call yourself a breadwinner. You're a breadloser."

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"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes." mockup

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

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"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident." mockup

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

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celebrating a birth.

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'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?' mockup

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

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'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.' mockup

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

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'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?' mockup

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

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'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.' mockup

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

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Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?' mockup

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

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'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.' mockup

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

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Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money." mockup

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

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Love.

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Birthday Racing Car

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'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.' mockup

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

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"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?" mockup

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

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'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!' mockup

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

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Valentines Balloons

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"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa." mockup

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

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'And that,and that,and that...'

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'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!'' mockup

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

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'Guess who made a bushel today?'

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'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!' mockup

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

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'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.' mockup

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

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'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.' mockup

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

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'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.' mockup

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

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"A good quarter is a joy forever." mockup

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

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'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.' mockup

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

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A feminist Christmas.

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'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!' mockup

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

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"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

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'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!' mockup

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

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Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate... mockup

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

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'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!' mockup

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

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'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!' mockup

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

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'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?' mockup

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

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Primary Earner Pillows Collection

Primary Earner Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs celebrating primary earners—funny, heartfelt, and perfect for showing appreciation with every sip.

Primary Earner Prints

Browse our prints celebrating hardworking earners—artistic and amusing designs that brighten up any room.

Primary Earner T-Shirts

Check out our T-shirts designed for the main breadwinner—witty and casual, ideal for daily wear that makes a statement.